★★★★★
“Wore Kernel Panic to standup. Half the team got it instantly. Soft as hell — not a stiff novelty tee.”
New: the Thanksgiving drop
Ten tees.
No sweater
required.
Deviled eggs, casseroles, meat sweats and one very unimpressed turkey. Illustrated like art, from $32.
The Thanksgiving drop
Pass the puns.
Ten new tees for the big table. Soft cotton, sharp art, and nothing that needs explaining to your uncle.
Q.The turkey has read the menu. He's leaving a review.Hover for the punchline
Q.Two oven mitts. One casserole. Everyone suddenly very polite.Hover for the punchline
Q.The platter empties in eleven minutes. Nobody admits a thing.Hover for the punchline
Q.A drumstick in a beanie, fully committed to seconds.Hover for the punchline
Q.Grandma's recipe. A lipstick lid. Zero room for feedback.Hover for the punchline
Q.Serves everyone who asked. And a few who didn't.Hover for the punchline
Q.Four hours in a hot oven, getting pampered. Lucky bird.Hover for the punchline
Q.Thursday is gravy. Friday is a credit card statement.Hover for the punchline
Q.Deer camp, Thanksgiving weekend. He knows exactly what he's got.Hover for the punchline
Q.A buck in a blaze-orange cap, deeply over this whole season.Hover for the punchline
All 10 tees from $32 · Bella+Canvas 3001 · Black or Asphalt (two are Black only)Shop all 10 →
The Groan-o-meter
Setup on the left. Punchline on the shirt. Rated by how hard your friends will sigh.
02
A pumpkin-pie wedge with action-hero posture.
Pie hard.
10/10
03
Somebody's in trouble. Specifically, the pins.
Heads Will Roll.
9/10
04
One banana walking alone. Three still holding on.
Banana Split.
8/10
05
The Reaper on candy duty. Zero trick-or-treaters.
Time to Kill.
8/10
Groan levels are 100% made up, like the puns. No eyes were harmed in the rolling.
Best sellers
The ones people actually bought. Go figure.
People who get the joke.
Early signal — real reviews swap in as orders land.
★★★★★
“Pie Hard print is crisp, centered, no cheap plastic feel. Ordered a second color the same night.”
★★★★★
“Finally a pun shirt that doesn’t look like a clipart crime. Firewall is my daily driver now.”
Free shipping $70+Three tees in, shipping's on us.
Printed on demandMade when you order. No dead stock.
Bella+Canvas 3001Soft, lightweight, built for repeat wear.
Tag, you're itPrinted neck label. Nothing itches.